Paul Rudd's Huge Penis Has Been Hollywood's Best-Kept Secret For Years

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via: Rob Shuter's Substack

While the world buzzes about Jon Hamm, insiders say the real legend in Hollywood isn’t just Ant-Man — it’s Paul Rudd. For years, whispers have circled sets, wrap parties, and VIP dinners: Paul Rudd is huge.

“It’s been the talk of Hollywood for years,” a longtime producer tells me. “Everyone whispers about it backstage, at parties, at wrap dinners. People who’ve seen it say it’s enormous — Paul’s just ridiculously modest.”

The Clueless and Ant-Man star keeps a low profile, never stripping for a movie, but those who’ve been around him know. “Forget the podcast. Forget the skits,” says a costume designer. “This is Hollywood legend — Paul Rudd is massive. End of story.”

Another source adds, “You can’t go to a wrap party, a screening, or a set without someone joking about it. He laughs it off — but everyone knows.”

Fans, colleagues, and crew admire his humility. “Paul could be a braggart, but he’s the nicest guy ever” says a former assistant. “Yet yeah… everyone who’s seen it knows. Massive. It’s undeniable.”

The legend resurfaced recently thanks to Rudd’s July 2025 appearance on the Take Your Shoes Off w/ Rick Glassman podcast. During a skit where Michael Cera spilled hot coffee on him, Glassman reminded listeners, “You have a huge penis. You do. You have a huge penis.” Rudd, ever modest, shrugged and laughed, replying, “Two steps back and four steps forward?”

“I didn’t realize that you even saw my penis,” he admitted on the podcast. Glassman quipped, “It was hard — it was soft to miss. It was hard to miss even when it’s soft.”