Jennifer Lopez’s First Ex-Husband is on OF & Everyone is Asking the Same Thing

The gays are losing their knickers over the recent news that Hennifer Lopez's first ex-husband Ojani Noa has hard launched an OF account.

via: Queerty

Before Ben Affleck, Marc Anthony, or even Criss Judd, Cuban-born Noa walked down the aisle with the burgeoning pop superstar nearly 30 years ago.

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In 1996, J.Lo met Noa after dining at Gloria Estefan‘s South Beach restaurant, where he was a waiter at the time.

After a whirlwind courtship, they tied the knot in February 1997.

However, it was over almost as quickly as it started and just 11 months later their marriage became the first of Lopez’s four divorces.

While Lopez went on to world domination, Noa has etched a quieter life back in Miami as a model, personal trainer and contestant on various Spanish-language reality shows.

With a toned physique, the 51-year-old has also not been shy about flaunting it on the Gram.

And like hordes of influencers before him, it eventually lead Noa to monetize his thirst traps by joining a very popular subscription-based adult content website.

Noa’s love does cost a thing and it’s $21.99 a month for a closer look at more of him via his OF account.

While you would think being connected to one of the biggest stars in the world would only add interest to his spicy content, Noa has now revealed why he hasn’t been able to make real coin with OF.

Despite having the goods, Noa is not showing off all of his God-given talents.

“I did well at first, but then I started losing followers because they wanted me to show everything,” Noa said on the Spanish-language online show Dime La Neta.

Noa swears his photos are revealing but he won’t let it all hang out.

“Then people started saying, ‘show me, show more, and more, and take it out, take it out.'” 👀

When pressed further if he would ever show pole, Noa joked: “Not yet. I’m still planning it.”

Give the people what they want, Ojani!

Since their divorce, Noa has had a contentious relationship with his famous ex.

While Lopez initially gave him a job managing her since-closed Pasadena, CA eatery Madre’s, Noa sued Lopez for wrongful termination after she fired him. They reached a settlement in 2005, which included a strict confidentiality agreement

In turn, Lopez has sued Noa multiple times in breach of their confidentiality agreement. In 2007, Lopez won an arbitration award of nearly $545,000 which stopped Noa’s plans to publish a tell-all book about their relationship and later a shady attempt to sell a home video from their honeymoon.

Despite their rocky relationship, Noa, who has never remarried, tried to get into Lopez’s good graces last year.

“She was the most beautiful woman I’d ever seen,” Noa told the Daily Mail, per the Miami Herald. “She had an incredible body too. She still does.”

However, flattery doesn’t always get you anywhere. Lopez has barely ever mentioned Noa, except to say how she “doesn’t really count” her first two marriages. Burn!

Perhaps Noa’s fortunes will change if he finally ups the ante on OF. Let us know if you subscribe.

In the meantime, J.Lo will next be seen in the musical adaptation of Kiss of The Spider-Woman, which hits theaters on October 10th and is already garnering her Oscar buzz.

However, flattery doesn’t always get you anywhere. Lopez has barely ever mentioned Noa, except to say how she “doesn’t really count” her first two marriages. Burn!

Perhaps Noa’s fortunes will change if he finally ups the ante on OF. Let us know if you subscribe.

In the meantime, J.Lo will next be seen in the musical adaptation of Kiss of The Spider-Woman, which hits theaters on October 10th and is already garnering her Oscar buzz.