Andy Cohen on Why Madonna Won’t Appear on Watch What Happens Live: “She Called Me a Troublemaking Queen”

Andy Cohen spilled the tea on why the Queen of Pop Madonna won't make an appearance on his late night chat fest Watch What Happens Live.

via: Queerty

Hopefully at some point before we wrap it up, she will do it.

She called me a troublemaking queen. The problem is that a lot of people have slagged Madonna off on my show and because of that it gets picked up.

Patti Lupone said something bad about her and it was picked up worldwide and so I think she sees me sitting there with the guest and I’m guilty by association. 

So, I wound up, after she called me a troublemaking queen–we do have each other’s numbers–and I texted her and I said, ‘You know, I love you so much.’ And she said, ‘You have a funny way of showing it.’

And so I called my booker. And I basically had overnight, I had my team put together a comp reel of five minutes of me kissing Madonna’s ass on my show, just saying positive things. And I sent it to her and I said, ‘This is the stuff that doesn’t get reported on.’ And I think it landed very positive. She was like, ‘Oh my god, that’s so nice. Let’s keep the positivity going, whatever.’

So, who knows? Maybe she’ll do it. If she doesn’t, it’s fine because she’s Madonna, so she can do whatever the hell she wants. Listen, I’ll take what I can get. I don’t care.

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Madonna was far too nice by calling him a troublemaking queen. I would categorize him as a messy queen. Andy is quite anonoying as a media personality. Then again, she might be far more entertaining on WWHL than being interviewed by butt-kissing Jimmy Fallon.